It's no secret that Google is a good note taker. Every search you've
ever done, from "Justin Timberlake is a jerk" to "Katy Perry,"
is sitting on a server somewhere, right now.
Miley Cyrus
This one should come as no
surprise. According to Google, Miley is experiencing a career high when
it comes to buzz. Her searches outrank her closest competitor fourfold.
Who could blame all those people scrambling for Miley
updates? Everyone loves an ongoing trainwreck, and since Bynes is in
rehab and Lohan is playing nice with Oprah, Miley Cyrus is the only act
left in town.
The reigning queen of daddy issues has been all over the
place of late, and so have her assets. Her recent VMA performance (and
flesh colored outfit) earned her plenty of mockery of social networks,
probably because she looked like a stick-shaped, flesh-colored jello
mold having a seizure. After that, she made another big splash by baring
her naked body on a big, swinging wrecking ball.
The song, subtly titled "Wrecking Ball," is maybe about her
boyfriend or it's maybe about her tragic life as a teen pop star, we
can't be really sure. What we can be sure of is that Britney 2.0 still
has several more meltdowns left before she's stuck hosting some second
rate talent show.
Heck, even after the social media throttling she took, kids are still emulating her. A college in Missouri
recently had to remove a wrecking ball sculpture from their campus
because the kids kept trying to ride it. Why the college had a sculpture
of a wrecking ball to begin with is the real mystery.
